Anyone who has ever stepped foot in China will be able to tell of at least one experience where he/she had absolutely no clue of what was going on. Whether it is about having to improvise a speech at a local wedding or participating in a public group dance (both happened to us on this trip), those moments are what makes China so special. The conjunction of sheer cultural difference and China having been relatively closed to foreigners for so long contribute to create an environment where many Chinese people look at us as if we were from outer space and we in return tend to deem quite a few things as beyond absurd. Such a combination could be the recipe for many an awkward moment but with light hearts on both ends it is mostly the source of hilarious situations. People of China, we made you laugh with our attempts at speaking Chinese, our obsession for eating pudding after dinner and the look on our faces when presented with a plate of sea cucumbers. Here are, in return a few moments that put a smile on our faces during our three months amongst you.
Honestly, we did feel very sorry for this guy but he has no one but himself to blame. On the way to the Shaolin Temple, Henan Province, China.
This little chap is either destined to be a comedy legend or an expert in barbecued mutton skewers. Whichever it is, many people will enjoy his offering as we did (though after an hour it was clear he needed some new tricks). In Kashgar, Xinjiang Province, China.
Chinese creditors try out a new technique in getting their money back from even the deepest of pockets. In Lanzhou, Gansu Province, China.
Even grannies know the Gangnam dance. Sexy Ladies? In Chuzhou, Anhui Province, China.
101 reasons why giving a monk a blade is a bad idea. At the Shaolin Temple, Henan Province, China.
The worst day of “fog” in China so far, so bad one needed to chew before breathing. In most of Henan Province, China.
We had no idea what this chap was saying in local dialect, but he definitely had a good point…and a catapult….so we agreed in earnest. In the countryside, Anhui Province, China.
This is not a flash mob organised by an out of touch marketing team, but a sight that is common every evening in most towns in China. This is how the older generation keep in good shape though we can’t see it taking off back home. In Bozhou, Anhui Province, China.
It was kind, but totally unnecessary for the local Mayor to welcome us to his village with such fanfare. In Jiangsu Province, China.