Week 10: Stats

Kilometres: 4128 + 439
Journey completion: 30%
Attendance at the French Communist Party rally in Hoxud: 0
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Attendance at Sheepsville’s invitation-only networkîng cocktail event: 19

Ewe Hefner's latest release has arrived in Xinjiang

Ewe Hefner’s latest release has arrived in Xinjiang

Number of guys in a Batman suit wishing our followers born on week 10 a happy birthday: 1


Number of well-advertised petrol stations turning out to be closed, abandonned, not yet open or simply not linked to the road: 17

Having had only a can of congee and a few sweets for the last 5 hours of riding, Team Road of Smiles celebrate the perspective of a hot meal with tremendous excitement bordering on hysteria

Having had only a can of congee and a few sweets for the last 5 hours of riding, Team Road of Smiles celebrate the perspective of a hot meal with tremendous excitement bordering on hysteria…

...only to be foiled yet again at the final approach

…only to be foiled yet again at the final approach

Number of bystanders totally apalled at Oli’s attempt to “fraternize” with a deer: 6

Bambi and the hunter finally making up

Bambi and the hunter finally making up

Number of cans of Red Bull, iced coffee and suspicous-looking bottles of “ice tea” on the side of the motorway: 1543810

The FBI forensics have published their conclusions: Chinese lorry drivers sleep on average 5 hours per week, are not very familiar with the concept of recycling and do not waste time with toilet breaks.

The FBI forensics have published their conclusions: Chinese lorry drivers sleep on average 5 hours per week, are not very familiar with the concept of recycling and do not waste time with toilet breaks.

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